amphetamemes

Dammit! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

WHAT YOU DOING, RAINBOW RANDOLPH?

Death to Smoochy

Needle-nose, otherwise? Anything?

Theres Something About Mary

-Jesus. -Do Jesus like me?

Borat

-Yeah, sure. -All right.

Clueless

I know exactly where I'm going after this.

Atlanta

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN RICK DEES FOR THAT.

The Simpsons

Are you married? - Not really. - Oh, no?

Total Recall

- Add it to your tab. Yeah, um...

Schitt's Creek

We have shortly coming the Emperor and Empress of Japan,

Dumb and Dumber

People you refuse to kill and refuse to let into your life.

Rick and Morty

Now I'm aware that my own physical dimensions

Seinfeld

Okay. Come on, bitch.

Kill Bill Vol 1

My associate here will get you the deposit.

Eastbound & Down

Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]

Romy And Micheles High School Reunion

And I said, "Jesus Christ, Donald, that's what I've been doing for 30 years."

Mallrats

Things you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

Let's do it. It's go time.

Tommy Boy

You heard about the party bein' busted, right?

Dazed and Confused

and I got a bone chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.

Bad Santa

Oh...

UHF

AUDREY: Rusty. - Audrey, I'm asking for five bucks.

Vegas Vacation

On the count of three, we rush these fucks and...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Of course. Why would I not be?

Coneheads

Who needs two? I got tickets!

Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby

I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba

Star Wars

Full house today, friend.

The Hateful Eight

Yeah, we're looking for a guitar pick like this one.

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time.

Happy Gilmore

What's it called again?

Clerks

I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.

Arrested Development

and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.

Parks and Recreation

(JAMAICAN ACCENT) No problem, man.

Cool Runnings

What's the last thing you remember?

Memento

You know...

Clerks II

Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink?

Half Baked

I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris.

The Cable Guy

Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?

Billy Madison

Well, Miss Vivian.

Pretty Woman

With me luck. Good luck.

Barry

What?

Bob's Burgers

I don't know what you're talking about.

The Godfather Part II

Put it over there with the others, greaseball.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

This Windy City can blow me. Let's go.

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I was crazy to think I could land this plane.

airplane

You understand what I'm saying, right?

Chappelles Show

- Where the hell are you? - Come on, kid, hang in there.

Top Gun

That's my rationalization and I'm sticking to it.

Wedding Crashers

-Oh dear, is he all right? -You kicked the bride in the chest!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I'll meet you at the station.

Casablanca

Of course I tried. I still can't find it. You've got to get over here.

The Addams Family

Oh! Did you call the police?

Orgazmo

What's up?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

What are you doing here? Running another errand for your boyfriend?

The Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad

You know, here's what I don't get about you.

Dogma

- Not in this life. - What then?

Pulp Fiction

Candygram for Mongo.

Blazing Saddles

Look above you.

Jurassic Park

No, I'll pass. Did you guys take a look at the issue ?

Chasing Amy

Make it look like somebody who hates us did it.

The Twilight Zone

Deeper and deeper...

Office Space

[together] This is just a tribute

Tenacious D

- Yeah, I'm sure. - You positive? You don't seem sure to me.

Jackie Brown

Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no.

Get Him to the Greek

You and Danny are going to love it.

The Shining

I PRINTED OUT BLANKS.

With Honors

Hey, I called you last night. How come you didn't call me back?

Mean Girls

Tons.

The Breakfast Club

All right, let's go win ourselves a championship!

BASEketball

And now you're nothing.

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me

What did my boy play great?

The Waterboy

- Yeah! Way to go! - Alright!

The Burbs

The way I heard it, D.C. police found you naked

Thank You For Smoking

My sweet dick, it's magic.

Dodgeball

Dell, don't start with me on that, please.

Addams Family Values

You should have just told us. We would have arrested them.

Super Troopers

[Chuckles] Maybe this will help.

Jingle All the Way

Michael has all my confidence, just as you do.

The Godfather

You really don't need to be.

knocked up

Commit career suicide! I beg you, don't do this.

Black Sheep

and sandman!

The Nightmare Before Christmas

GATHERED AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

I got enough shit here to light this place up like it's the fourth of fucking July.

Tropic Thunder

Stop yelling at him.

Step Brothers

I always say.

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I recognize these people. Look, it's the Fratellis.

The Goonies

No problem. Got to go, Jen, I'm double-parked.

Forrest Gump

you are to give others respect,

The Office

Plus, you can't get stoned and be an accountant.

Grandmas Boy

-Thank you. -Don't mention it.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Looked out the window.

My Cousin Vinny

Nice going, Max.

Hocus Pocus

- and closer to Mr. Macintosh. - Shut up!

Blank Check

by force.

Futurama

I might have introduced them, for all I know.

The Big Lebowski

We better go before somebody sees us.

Home Alone

Actually, sir, I need this job to impress a girl.

The Wedding Singer

we heard about your good luck on the radio and we need your tickets for Fhloston.

The Fifth Element

POUND: Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now.

Space Jam

that happens with the submit button?

Silicon Valley

The US. government has lost its credibility...

The Simpsons Movie

Because I need this goddamned job lined up for next summer.

Dirty Dancing

Yeah, well, history is gonna Change.

Back to the Future

Too soon, my angel.

The Princess Bride

But whatever CIA bullshit you want us to do, Slater, the answer is no.

Archer

then go stand by him.

Kill Bill Vol 2

Good.

Spaceballs

Who gives a rat's ass about some two-bit hustler?

Money Talks

I'm vice president for marketing.

Scent of a Woman

-Let me guess. Gozer worshipers. -Right.

Ghostbusters

I've been trying to reach you for a week.

Zoolander

Since she's already here, she's already among us,

This Is Spinal Tap

Thank you very much for joining us today

Pirates of Silicon Valley

IT'S SO GROSS.

Curb Your Enthusiasm

I don't know. I ain't talked to him. I talked to Dove.

Reservoir Dogs

So is your God.

Clerks III

Kind of hot in these rhinos.

Ace Ventura When Nature Calls

- Oh, yeah, I know what that's like. - No.

Wayne's World

The brake, that's it, the Dead Man's Brake.

King of the Hill

- And so we come to you for help.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

You stay classy, San Diego.

Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy.

Death Proof